I have nothing to tell you

I just really do not want to write this paper. There are three left in my entire undergrad. And I don't want to do any of them. I waste time doing nothing. Checking twitter, watching @JustinBieber videos on youtube. I hate school. Work. Life. Right now. Sucks. I'm annoyed. I don't want to do this. Do it for me? I'll pay you. A hundred bucks (pending a quality analysis of your work).