I'm sick. Again.

Is it just me or is this getting a little bit redundant?? I feel like I'm sick all the fucking time. Like always. And then God forbid I decide to feel a bit better, because then I get sick again, And because I apparently don't know what a doctor is, I succumb to diagnosing myself. A few weeks ago I had the stomach flu-- because when I wasn't throwing up I was shitting my pants. It was quite lovely. Today? Today I have a sinus infection. Because apparently your sinuses are connected to your eyes somehow which is why my nose is running and so is my left eye. As a result, my nose is red, and sore and my eye is bloodshot and swollen. It's just so damn fantastic really. My manager called me today, ehard my voice and thought I just woke up. I told her I'd been up for hours but I'm getting sick. She says I sound like shit, I tell her you should see how I look, she laughs, I laugh, greatness. She offers to get my shift covered. I tell her never! I'll be there. I've never called in sick for legitimately being sick before. I only ever call in sick when I'm up to my my ass in assignments and there's not enough time to finish them all. Sickness is nothing, I'll just tough it out.
I just sneezed all over Ivan. He's not happy about it.

aghhh, I see a long night ahead of me.