#11 Oh hi, remember me, we used to be friends?

so I think it's time for something that I haven't done in a long while...which is a postsecret bash, so stay tuned, it'll be coming up shortly. But right now I'll start with my 'new thing for the day,' and the thing I learned today is this, chances are that if you haven't heard from or spoken to or hung out with someone in the last three months...you're probably not friends anymore. Now I know this is steep, because I'm sure you're gonna tell me whatever bitch some of my closest friends live in Bangladesh and just because I only see them once a year doesn't mean they're not my best friend. Okay fine, you and your Bangladeshan friends are the exception, because isn't it true that there's an exception to every rule? So there you fucking go, you're the exception. anyway, my point is this-- after the annoying new gadget became a part of my life, I went through my congested phonebook and erased the numbers of people I haven't spoken to in over three months. You know who's left? Fucking nobody! (exageration) but seriously, cut my contacts by like seventy five percent, easily. So there we go. Unless we speak every three months, I'm eliminating you from the realm in my mind in which we are friends. And that is what I learned today.