#3 They can too, I promise

Midnight is approaching. So I only have about an hour to decide what I learned today...

Work was pretty slow, wondering if this has anything to do with the economy?? Parking lots are full though-- what the heck are all these people buying?

OH, here is it.

Number three on what I learned today, Dogs can get pimples too! Seriously, no lie. I didn't think it was possible, Boss has a couple bumps on his chin, and we didn't really think of it, like really he's a dog, and by dog I mean human. But really, took him to the vet...and he has pimples. Like, full fledged, thirteen year old pubescent boy pimples. GOSH, what a dawg dog.

Now, not that the vet said, yo listen, puppy's puberty or anything colloquial like that-- haha, no, there's a more medical term for it. I can't remember though and I'm sure a simple google search will tell me, but I'm too lazy-- so google that shit and holla with the deets.

So, he has medication...I lied, we bought him Spectro Gel and have to wash his face every day. [what. really?]

Let's go through this...

He sleeps on a regular bed.

He has baskets full of toys.

He has a sweatshirt and jacket.

He has an abundance of treats.

He watches television.

He sneezes and coughs and cries.

Heplays with his friends at the park.

Definitely

Not

A Dog.

Like seriously ma, when'd you have another baby and not tell us?
What dog? He's a human, and he gets pimples. ha.