#4 Sometimes, you just have to be there

It's still early so I suppose there's a lot that could potentially be learned today. But here it is for now... If you haven't seen me mention cyanide and happinness before then you haven't been reading carefully enough. They make me LOL so hard, I have a separate folder for their comics so I can store my favourites and go back to them whenever I need to...

Anyway, the point of my story is that-- sometimes you just have to be there. I was trying to tell a story about a ridiculously beautiful customer that came into my work the other day. I was talking to a buncha girls at work and explaining how gorgeous this guy was-- then one of them goes, yeah, what'd he look like? Which caught me off guard, except that it's a totally legitimate question when talking about a hot guy. I was all, you know-- tall, fair skin, light eyes, light hair...and then they kinda look at me, like innnneresting. I probably turned all red because there was no one there to defend just how hot this guy was. So, finnnnnally, I just said Whatever, guess you had to be there so they all laughed at me and I thought about my dreamy customer. Ha. point of this story is that he was really hot, and I have his grandmother's phone number, holllaaa! (and that aint spanish!)

Also. Like the time the pepsi exploded all over my sister-- I tried to tell the story once before, and I wish you could understand how funny it was. 2L pepsi in the freezer, thirsty sister, slowly turning the cap-- everything is going well. Then, an explosion, pepsi on the ceiling, on the ground on the counter; her arm flew up into the air from the momentum of the acid in the cap...hahaha, makes me smile just thinking about it. SEE, I guess you just had to be there.
One more joke before I gooooo:

Mama cow is chilling out in the pasture with her three calves (not leg muscles, but the baby cow ones...calfs? fuck it, calves.) Anyway, so one goes:
Mama, why did you name me Rose?
Because, when you were born a rose petal fell on your head.
Then the second one goes,
Mama, why did you name me tulip?
Because, when you were born a tulip petal fell on your head.
The third one goes,
jasdhjsahjkhsdfufbnjnlahh
Shut up cinderblock.

AHAHA. Definitely-- just had to be there.

*ahaha, a cinder block. for your reference.